Tales From the Aspire Private British School, but not the one in Paphos, Cyprus

All persons, characters and companies listed in the story are purely fictitious and any resemblance to existing persons, characters and companies are purely coincidental. This story is an absolute fantasy. It has nothing to do with the reality. No real events have been described. All resemblances, if any, are absolutely random and unintended. 

The Empire

Once upon a time in the small town of Paros there was a small school named The Empire Private British School. The motto of the school was Carpe Diem (seize the day).

This school was run by a family named Hadjimaimouni. The Hadjimaimouni family were in the Kebap industry and used their experience from the latter to run the school. Mrs Karen Hadjimaimouni was the Head Teacher and Mr. Scrooge Hadjimaimouni was the General Manager.

Karen & Scrooge Hadjimaimouni had some staff both in their Kebap shops and in the school. The staff in both businesses were paid the same amount of money… but that is another story.

To help them run the school the H. family had also hired a guy named Dr. Snail. He was a kind of a slippery and gooey man who was hired to both lick and cover their asses in difficult situations. Dr. Snail had a rare kind of sense of humor which he used to bully his colleagues and students.

Despite the minimal wages the Hadjimaimouni family had managed to find some very good teachers throughout the years but most of them had left after a few months. Still, some of them remained for unknown reasons. One of these good men and women was a geography teacher named Mr. Biggie.

Mr. Biggie, unlike his boss Dr. Snail was much loved by the students because he was a man of honor, a man who respected both his colleagues and his students. He was also a very knowledgeable guy.

Dr. Snail secretly hated Mr. Biggie. He was much jealous about the fact that all others loved him.

The Orgy Room

The school premises maintained a special place called the Orgy Room where students from the last two years of the school spent their free periods unattended. The orgy room was of about 35-40 square meters and usually accommodated about 40 people at a time. This, you could imagine was in violation of all sanitary measures recently introduced by the health authorities to prevent spreading CODIV and it was just a matter of time for the latter to be reported to them.

 The Orgy Room was furnished with old shaggy sofas which most likely used to be part of the  Hadjimaimouni 's family old living room furniture.

On top of that many students vaped in the orgy room, while others had lunch or breakfast and some of them also tried to “study”, which was something very rare.

So, one could imagine the situation, the smell, and the atmosphere in the Orgy Room when most students from Year 12 and 13 were there. The person in charge of the Orgy Room was Dr. Snail.

The low hygiene and the constant breaking of the anti-CODIV rules made so that this school had the highest rate of Codiv cases among students and teachers compared to the other schools in the town of Paros.

The Hadjimaimouni family however did not care about that. The only thing they cared about was the income and the new furniture of their newly acquired 1-million-pound mansion in the United Kingdom of Brexiteeria where heir two heirs would live.

Back to our heroes

As mentioned before, Dr Snail hated Mr. Biggie quite a lot. Mr. Biggie on his turn did not give a f*ck about that.

However Mr. Biggie had a daughter who was also a student in the same school. Her name was Dalida. Dalida recently got sick from the CODIV virus. This was a very dangerous virus. She most likely got it from the Orgy Room. So, she had to stay at home.

Her mum recently wrote a letter to Mrs Hadjimaimouni in which she noted that the Orgy Room was not properly maintained, students regularly broke the rules in it and the measures introduced to keep the spread of CODIV were not kept properly.

The students inhabiting the Orgy Room were now in a great danger of being suspended from school. Vaping and breaking the measures was a serious offense.

Carpe Diem is now Carpe Kebap

Following the “Seize the Day” motto of the school, Dr. Snail saw a brilliant opportunity to harm Mr. Biggie one more time, this time through his child. He "accidentally" spread the word about this letter to a few students and teachers. And it all started.

Dalida became now the most hated person in the school. Some of the fellow teachers also started discussing this. And some even started discussing this with students...